What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P