What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.