What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Take your combat boot off his head.

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.