What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P