What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.