What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Made in Va-China.

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Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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So they know where to stop shaving

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He was Snowden.

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Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.