How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic