How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !