How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.