Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.