Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.