Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Would you like fries with that "

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He's still there.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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none, just upgrade to windows

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Frostbite.

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Jack-u-la !