Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.