Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?