Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.