Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.