Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.