Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?