Just run for office!
Herder
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
The license number of the car that hit him.
Ur-ine!"
I didn't know disasters can run for office
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.