When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.