hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
Coal-Ala
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Pillow fight!
Both got screwed out of office
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
For the boos.
A purrfect meal !
Julius Cheeser !