Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
Rattata.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
Half of what it was last week
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because they use "net" profits
Because he was too far out... (dude).
And why is she wearing my underpants
