How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!