Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
You gotta catch Jamal
Waba Fett
To improve his bite !
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
After a week he was spotless !
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
You can hear a cough drop.
Because he lost interest.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because he was too far out... (dude).
