How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"