Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Peek-a-chu!
Dr. Pokemon.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
They do it right first time.
Just run for office!
Wednesday
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
