How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude