What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !