What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!