What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!