What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.