Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !