Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss