Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Fo Drizzle.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Wagmans.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !