Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.