Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...