Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this