How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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An army of Hun-dread.

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By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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A stripey jumper !