How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...