How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...