What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.