How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!