How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.