How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.