Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?