What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool