Punchline
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Trees. They're quite shady.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
You skip the punchline.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."