When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track