When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.