When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.