How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.