How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss