How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.