How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss