How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss