How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What does disappointment feel like?

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss