How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.