Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.