Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Defy Jokes More Defy Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.