Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Thanks for nothing!

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A luna-tick.

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.