Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.