Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(