Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?