Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback