What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.