What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"