What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)