What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.