What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !