What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

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He was way to high, man.

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !