What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !