How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.