How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my