How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.