How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river