Kurd Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What can be surmised from this?

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you manage to stay in shape?

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.