Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*