Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.