Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.