Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!