Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.