Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*