Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!