What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off: