What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!