Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!