Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"