Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!