Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul