Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection