Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul