Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul