Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul