Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul