Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Public Erection Jokes More Public Erection Jokes

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Kim Jung Un Jokes More Kim Jung Un Jokes

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection