Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.