Because they won't hold a public erection.
Those are the wrong Sais
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
The singer can have a hit
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
They're shellfish in bed.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection