Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.