Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.