Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.