What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan