What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan