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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract