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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract