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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!