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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.