What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste