What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.