What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"