What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!