What do you you say when a monk tries t...

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.