What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.