What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)