What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.