What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What kind of patients?

All of them"

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He reads lips.

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.