Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.