Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....