Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....