Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

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Your family has impeccable taste.

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!