Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.