Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.