Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."