When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!