When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States