Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Being the 45th white one.
Because it's baby food.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
A elevator can raise a kid
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Arfson
Because it's a First Order approximation.
An order for two large plains.