Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Miss.Steak
A keeper
He couldn't pay for Baal
Don't taste me, bro !
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
To get to the dark side.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Amadeus on my dais.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Because he might Pikachu!
