Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
It's crepe"
Beret White
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Marry her.
Ice caps !
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Tele-Scope.
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
To sharpen the knife
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Because they'll never be perfect.
a handshake
You're my brother in arms!"
