Statue Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What do you call a statue of a ballsack?

A scrotum totem

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Reddit...reddit...

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