Statue Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What do you call a statue of a ballsack?

A scrotum totem

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Microscope

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Symbol Jokes More Symbol Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.