Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......