Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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He loves major keys.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.