Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...