Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Because God is black.
To use the Pokestop.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.