Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......