Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone