Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......