Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.