Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym