Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds