When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..