When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.