When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.