When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'