When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.