What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

What do you call a 100 year old whale?

A hunchback whale.