What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

100 Year Old Jokes More 100 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.