What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

An old croak !

What do you call a 100 year old frog?

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