What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)