What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!