What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.