What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.