What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.