What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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My zipper.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.