What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.