What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate