Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What goes faster from 100 to 0, an asteroid hitting the Earth or this thread's upvote %?

Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.