What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!