What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.