What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.