M'lady
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)
They look in the obituary
Dino what you're thinking."
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.