M'lady
Because they can't even.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
